Surviving On Caffeine Crewneck

Life’s a balancing act of coffee refills, dodging responsibilities, and that ever-present mild panic—and this crewneck gets it. Featuring an embroidered design that’s as relatable as it is stylish, it’s your perfect companion for powering through the chaos with humor and comfort.

Whether you’re tackling your to-do list or taking a much-needed coffee break, this cozy crewneck has you covered.

Material: Made from a soft and durable blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester for all-day comfort
Fit: Regular - Standard length with a relaxed fit for effortless wear (we recommend sizing up once or twice for a looser or baggy feel)
Features: High-quality embroidered design, ribbed cuffs

I know the prices may seem high, and here’s why: The price reflects the time and effort I put into each design, from crafting the perfect look to ensuring the packaging is just right. Each hoodie/crewneck is made with quality materials and attention to detail, so you get something that lasts and makes you feel seen.

30% of profits from this crewneck are donated to mental health charities, helping others survive (with or without caffeine).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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